The Collections
What We Make
Professionally
Worded Emotional
Damage.
Institutional language. Veteran exhaustion. Statements that only become funny because they sound like they survived three rounds of district approval.
First Drop: The Parent Conference Collection
Six shirts. Small back-neck MCISTY #IYTYK mark. Quiet enough to pass. Specific enough to belong.
If You Teach,
You Know.
Different schools. Different districts. Different subjects. Same conversations. The #IYTYK collection is for the teachers who already understand — no explanation required, no translation provided.
Four shirts. All the moments non-teachers will never fully understand.
MCISTY was built for the teachers who still care enough to be exhausted. There is no tired like teacher-tired.
For the hallway comments. The faculty lounge sarcasm. The deleted emails. The lesson plans rewritten during lunch. The parking lot moments nobody talks about.
MCISTY is what happens when you love the job enough to laugh at everything that gets in the way of it.
Teaching is not a job that clocks out. Neither is MCISTY. We believe the people doing it deserve to be seen, to belong, and to laugh.
It's not because teachers don't care. It's because they care constantly.
We validate the people who show up every day. We unite the people who quietly carry the profession. And yes, we entertain, because sometimes laughter is the only thing that beats a copy machine jamming fifteen minutes before the test.
In that order.
The shirts are humorous. The mission is real.
Calm Voice.
Catastrophic
Information.
For the counselors who absorb inward so everyone else can keep moving forward. Professionally Contained Emotional Damage.
Four shirts built for the person in the room who already knows how this ends.
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Multilingual
Exhaustion
Since 2026.
The language teacher collection: one classroom survival phrase, several languages, zero free translation services.
Available in French, Spanish, Mexican Spanish, German, Korean, Chinese, and English.
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